Have you happened to notice the fiery blaze
Since the world was set a craze
From your teacher all the way up to the governor?
Man, dear friend, I can’t seem to escape the pervertification
I’m only twelve years old, but
I know this ain’t right

 

Made it to my homeroom, there’s a dude in drag
Teachin’ all the kids to twerk, it makes me gag
I need a short brake a flee from the zoo
I gotta hit the boys room to drop a deuce or two

 

Tampons in the boys room
Tampons in the boys room
Hey, gov’ner what is with this whack weirdo crap
‘Cuz everybody knows that biology don’t work like that

 

Checkin’ out a book, takin’ from the school bookstore
Starin’ at the pics, damn, this ain’t nothin’ but porn
My heroes Trump, Cat and Dan
Protect us and help us please get out of this jam

 

Tampons in the boys room
There’s tampons in the boys room
Nah, groomer don’t you fill me up with your crap
‘Cuz everybody knows that biology don’t work like that

 

Man, can I leave this school?

 

Well, pinch on the butt from my teacher, Herm
Fenty dealers and school of perv’s
What is a woman? Ain’t nobody cares.
Sick, coward people.  I know they put them there

 

Tampons in the boys room
I tell you, I saw tampons in the boys room
Hay, hay, hay, groomer don’t you fill me up with your crap
Everybody knows that biology don’t work like that

 

(Everybody)

 

Tampons in the boys room
Tampons in the boys room
I’m se’rous, I saw tampons in the boys room
Tampons in the boys room
Hey, groomer don’t you fill me up with your crap
‘Cuz everybody knows that biology don’t work like that

 

Original Song, Smokin’ in the Boys Room, by Motley Crue

Bastardization by: BENNETT, the Devout-Capitalist